Kids have sex in the park.
Did you know that? Allow me to clarify. By kids I mean high schoolers, maybe some college students and 8th graders (I hope not) too, and by the park I mean the park five minutes from my high school. The sex happens after sunset, for obvious reasons. How did I know this? Because who fucked who where and when is all you ever heard about during lunch breaks. Not entirely true, but people are quite vocal about their sex life, to their friends at least.
Now, before you start hating the Almighty for creating my generation (as I’ve been doing for the last 10 years), just try to understand our dilemma here. Imagine being 16 again, young and reckless, stacked with bursting hormones that you have no idea how to control. On the one hand, you have a relentless Entertainment industry that shamelessly glorifies casual sex, kinky sex, underage sex. On the other hand, you have this rigid, protective family (for Asians at least) that absolutely forbid you to fuck anyone under their watch because they don’t think you’re capable of correctly using a condom (which is quite true). Sex is apparently both liberating and sordid. Now you’re just confused. The world tells you to embrace your rebelliousness and free your damn hormones but the people who supposedly love the most won’t hear of it.
So what do you do? You have sex in the damn park. That way, you can please the world without pissing off your parents. It’s tough being a teenager, huh?